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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)


awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

vlavlasbutt:

rugoat:

jordanforinstance:

Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..

this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life

what a waste of tea

No, the above comment is the most British thing I have seen in my life.

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

vlavlasbutt:

rugoat:

jordanforinstance:

Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..

this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life

what a waste of tea

No, the above comment is the most British thing I have seen in my life.

(via peanuttprincess)


everyone-from-school:

hemmosauce:

5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

*tumblrs happily*

*sees this text post*

*tumblrs stressfully*

(via theinternetismyhusband)


rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

(Source: bakehuntdrink, via peanuttprincess)


motherflecker:

“but you’re such a long fic,” i wept as i clicked on the x on my tab. “why can’t you be good? i was rooting for you.”

(Source: repulsor, via mason-odair-hp)


pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

(via phanmuse)


mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

(via theinternetismyhusband)


sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

(via mason-odair-hp)


seducemymindyouidiot:

jaegerbitch:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice. 

(via rawenclaw)


hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)